Have you met anybody who would never admit to their own mistakes and always tried to blame it on somebody/something else, even the goldfish? Here's a funny email to send to those friends who love to take the blame away from themselves.
Here's the really funny email:
Subject: Old Wrinkled Ass
How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company..
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.
Well, gotta put the blame on somebody! Hope you enjoyed that funny email!


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